i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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