there was a trapeze. enough said
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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