Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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