Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
