it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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