The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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