I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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