are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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