The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
