He disabled his match.com account in front of me
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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