a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
