On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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