question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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