i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I love you.
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