Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
