Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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