:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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