The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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