You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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