you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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