Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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