I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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