oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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