so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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