i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Bring me that man meat
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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