so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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