WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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