direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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