i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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