Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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