i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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