: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
only you would photoshop your dick
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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