ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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