I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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