just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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