I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
her vagine was all disorganized.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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