I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think your dad took our porno
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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