stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
