apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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