we're blogging at a bar
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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