But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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