So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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