I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
ttyl tear gas
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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