so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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