Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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