You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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