I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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