if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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