she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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