i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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