that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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