do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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