I'm going to jail i love you
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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