Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
