Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
This is the high leading the old right now
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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