Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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