I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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