I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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