Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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