i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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